if this isn’t your favourite video you’re doing it wrong
#such a large man #such a delicate tiny baby laugh
What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?
She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s very old, very frail. Very frail.
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
if you close your eyes right before kanye attacks the paparazzi, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”